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The NYC Alternate Side Parking Twitter feed is hilarious!

No winter? No problem. Unless you're a juvenile glacier.

Tweeting two days in a row? That's how i roll.

You ever go to a concert and realise that you don't like being at concerts with other people who like going to concerts?

It's March! Al Fresco season is just around the corner.

Rounds 1 and 2 of the NCAA tournament. The best 4 days of sports in the world.

I suck at tweeting. Not because I'm not self absorbed and myopic but because I always forget to tweet due to my myopia and self absorption.

For some reason there is a period piece being filmed in and around Prospect Park. So many goddamn horses...

Wow, accidental insertion of third eye blind cd followed by intentional listening.

Hey! We are a shellfish company in Brooklyn, not a cafe in Fort Worth. This must be what it was like being named Rick Perry in 2000.

This is our first tweet, there are many like it, but this is ours.

Spent some time with Emeril taping an episode of his new show Emeril's Table. Nice guy, and a great group of people over there.

Twitter is rightly bothering me to post. What am I doing? Attempting to avoid melting.