Me to someone who’s laid down an absolutely classic track

POV: you forgot your headphones

So what 6 music are saying is in 1989 they would’ve been playing a lot more hip hop than they do now?

Before voters ID I used to just walk into polling stations and guess an address and a name. If I got it right I think I’m entitled to the extra vote.

i just vote for whoever's at the top i'm not reading all that

I’m bringing back the phrase “be free people be free of the mind” that I used in lock down whenever I was mocking conspiracy theorist.

When I went to Disney land I went straight up to Mickey Mouse shook his hand and thanked him for his hospitality.

Peter Kay should do a stand up set at his local co-op as a laugh. Garlic bread actually there as a prop. If someone doesn’t remember wagon wheels someone can show them in real time.

Aren’t these cool? Everyone say yes.

Things you don’t need to have experienced for your eating disorder to be valid:

• hospital admissions
• intensive treatment
• therapy
• a diagnosis
• being sectioned
• being underweight
• avoiding certain food groups
• recognition from other people
• body dysmorphia

Peter Kay should do a stand up set at his local co-op as a laugh. Garlic bread actually there as a prop. If someone doesn’t remember wagon wheels someone can show them in real time.

I get saying colourway when the garment or shoe/trainer is mixed materials or parts but a t shirt for example in one colour is just a colour. You don’t even have to say the word colour just say blue or lime green.

When I went to Disney land I went straight up to Mickey Mouse shook his hand and thanked him for his hospitality.

Co-op live more like Co-op dead on arrival #amirite