my ex look like dis shirt

hi how r u

piglet drowned last night

i worked multiple jobs through college & paid off all of my student loans myself. i will be THRILLED when people who are still in student loan debt get relief via loan cancellation. people need to stop wanting others to suffer just because they think they suffered.

pee after sex so you don’t get a HDMI

what do yall do when you catch feelings i dont know how this shit works

This shouldn’t have made me laugh this much

I saw a tweet that said “I feel like I’m constantly worrying about the next part of my life without realizing that I’m right in the middle of what I used to look forward to” and I felt that.

I saw a tiktok that said “I could be so attached & still leave you alone. I want you, I don’t need you” AND THATS THE FUCKING TWEET

i just need like $70,000,000,000.

my friend choking and i cant save em cuz i cant spell himelyck manoover in the youtube search bar quick enough

Me after disappearing on everyone every few months

Finally get to see whole lotta red live next weekend