embarrassment not hangovers is actually why alcohol is the devil's drink

is this founder mode

their asses want me out of the gc sooo bad

do you want to raise the tfr or not make up your minds

everything's coming up riddles

not to be cringe but nvpkp is the real gem here she's a benevolent sleeper cell & has been the crux of my personal support system through so much it feels too intimate to speak of all the ways she has made my life better but I couldn't be more grateful to have her in my corner

torn btwn tweeting cryptically about my opps and yearnposting the likes of which no one has ever seen

rifling around the mesh unzipped outside pocket of the duffel I just traveled with for a few thou worth of jewelry that my v smart brain thought would be a good place to drop them when I was changing ln and... it's there safe and sound! I don't wanna jinx it but I might've had

cozython which is like a hackathon except there are reading nooks and we go on a couple of hour-long walks and there are iced matchas and pastries and we're all in bed by 10pm

I will host the cozython

the world revolves around girls and girls need carbs

I should be harder to kill

fellas if she's not doing a lil dance ur not giving her the right little treats