I wonder where Eva Boomer Braun ranks that importance of declining sales and profits? $tsla

I think this is funny, but in a sad and pathetic way. $tsla

That sounds swell, but how about a version that recognizes stop signs, train tracks and doesn’t slam into emergency vehicles with flashing lights? $tsla

Joe has now taken 116 rides and only once did FSD try to kill him! (How much is he getting paid?) $tsla

Careful there, Surfing CyberDoucheCanoe, lest you get run over by the one million robotaxis unleashed by the end of 2020…. $tsla

The new Rebellionaire bull case… $tsla

Baghdad Bob is going to be shocked when he hears about Uber/Lyft... $tsla

This is no way to earn that pony. Eva! $tsla

The Hummer EV outsold the CyberTruck…. $tsla

Farzad belonged on the list long before the 2024 election. $tsla

But, Austin is scaling and Gary Black’s catalyst list!!!! $tsla

Waymo doubled its size and didn't be a dick about it. $tsla

I hope Farzad let the safety driver and the teleoperator know that it was not financial advice. $tsla

Who cares if the robotaxis drives into oncoming traffic or train tracks? Safety is for pedos! $tsla

Surfing CyberDoucheCanoe sinks to new gigalevel... $tsla

In today's issue of "Things that Never Happened"..... $tsla

Let me explain it. Chuck is just another Rebellionaire scammer and moron. Everyone understand? $tsla

Grok admits that Eva Boomer Braun is a paid shill. $tsla

Dave also thought solar tiles were a big deal and that Tesla would disrupt the home building industry. We all know how that turned out…. $tsla

Let’s say Cern is full of poop. You decide! $tsla