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24 days to go , it’s proper doing my weave in is this waiting...

You’re the best fans in the world . 🙏

What’s this bullshit ?? Why I have I been replaced by that pink abomination? - me and you will be having words Rick Witter

I’ve listened to cut some rug and Saturn 5 in my store cupboard today, what else should I be listening to?

3 days....

Here we are in Stoke - is a hoovering too much to ask for? The bastards haven’t even given me a shakedown . Looking forward to the first show though ..

Heavy first night... Rolled up but ready to rock on....

It is with a heavy(ish) heart I must report that I have been replaced . My replacement 🐍 was left at Rock City and it turns out they hung onto it for 2 years. Anyway embrace the new and all that. 😡

C’mon guys - let’s have the DustBuster out - doing my thread count in all these bits on me..

Ooh goody - I’ll be onstage in London tomorrow- who’s coming to see me?

Hey - who turned out the lights?

Ooh , jazzy. they better dust me down for this bugger 👇

Fuming 😤👇

Quarantine ain’t nothing new for me baby

Have all gigs been cancelled or something ? Nobody bloody tells me anything 😤...

The original me was cruelly abandoned in Lincoln several years ago and recently discovered buried under a load of shite .. #bastards

17 months since the last gig and the bastards never took me to Hull! mind I heard the stage was pretty small - more suited to a doormat than a large & handsome specimen such as myself.

I don’t get a bean for any of this - bastards .

Well I’ve lasted longer than the ironing board

I smell a comeback …..