I need a haircut 💇🏻‍♂️

AYOOO!!?? 😭🤠

no-suicide contract? wtf is that shit UP (redacted) 🙃

☀️

and yes this is a direct tweet for oomfie

UPLB you’re done now… UPB is where its at 😮‍💨

happy siya ih 🥰✨ Brix 🧱

can we all agree that “str8” guys who gets our hopes up are assholes! 🤡

*british accent* init babes

banana cue is the Pinoy tanghulu

I guess its time to download kik again 🤷🏻‍♂️

god bless telegram ✨❤️

brownout sa campus lalabas nanaman yung mga nag hahanap ng campus fu— *gunshots*

drinking with jannah is like drinking with a mom watching my every move

“Gets ko na bat may nag kakagusto sayo… muka kang madumi” jannah

nahanap ko na

Update: Nag tipid po ata ang Gardenia this year, half loaf na lang ang pinadala.

I’ve been bedridden since monday and ang gusto ko lang naman is yung 3 for 100 na shawarma sa fair 😭

another trend I can’t join 🥲