Hey there—Saturday (04/27), I'm guesting on the Dreamland Podcast for "Drugs, Devils, and Diaries: Go Ask Alice, Unmasked." The episode goes live at 1pm PT. As Kurt Loder would say, "Do give it a listen." youtube.com/watch?v=Zcsk2y…

My younger brother: "I will never get tired of Simulation Theory as supported by quantum mechanics." Me: "Bumblebees are the Baby Yoda of the insect world." This explains a lot.

Happy Birthday to UNMASK ALICE! The paperback arrives in less than a month, and is available for preorder at *this very moment*.

And like THAT, "Caroline, No" is even more haunting. Shout-out Jokermen and Michael Chabon.

So—that's a hard "no" on petitions but a "maybe" on shotguns?

Currently reading David Kinney's book about obsessive (and sometimes unhinged) #BobDylan fans; this was in the margin.

I assume the party's theme is "Craigslist Personals Circa 2003."

You can sing #BobDylan's "If You See Her, Say Hello" to #JudasPriest's "Breaking the Law." You're welcome.

Autumn-equinox sale: Today only, the Kindle version of UNMASK ALICE is just $3.99. Give it a read and/or spread the word, won't you? amazon.com/Unmask-Alice-S…

Love words? Love music? Love words *about* music? Do yourself a favor and preorder NYT bestselling author (and all-around mensch) Peter Ames Carlin's upcoming book, THE NAME OF THIS BAND IS R.E.M. penguinrandomhouse.com/books/669578/t…

If anyone needs me, I'll be right here, staring at this screenshot. (Thanks to Greg Nibler and everyone else who passed this along. I think I've finally calmed down.)

Merry/Happy/Blessed [holiday(s)], everyone. For a limited time, the hardcover version of UNMASK ALICE is 50% off at all Barnes & Noble outlets. Sale ends January 31, so act with great haste.

Whatever your thoughts on recent events, it's a good time to read (or revisit) Nick Bilton's 2017 masterpiece, AMERICAN KINGPIN. Gripping and breakneck-paced, it's the very definition of "unputdownable."

Had a great conversation re: the Satanic Panic with these folks a while back—a nice reminder to check my own preconceptions—and I hear good things about this podcast. Bonus points: The host, Mike Cosper, is a serious Futurama fan. [insert "good news" joke here]

There are no words (says the writer) for how much I enjoyed this conversation. Huge thanks to 𝔓𝔞𝔱𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔰 🥀 / The Morbidly Curious Book Club for the invite—and for the early support of UNMASK ALICE! redcircle.com/shows/17f819be…

It’s like getting a voicemail from D.B. Cooper. #ElectricNebraska

Goddammit. Also: MUSIC FOR ALL OCCASIONS is low-key perfection.