'I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my lies.'

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I entered the Harry Potter Lottery for $40 tickets on TodayTix! Tap here to enter: todaytix.com/nyc/shows/1370…

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What doesn’t thrill you makes you wronger.

Today’s entry from my photo essay 'When mail marketers send me crap I return the favor and make them pay the postage.' - '3.14'

#TBT #1980s If you rode the NYC subway in the 80s you saw this. #NYC #Subway

“Luggage” is such a perfect word.

Happy Birthday to Barbara Feldon. In 8 years she'll be 99.

Today’s entry from my photo essay 'When mail marketers send me crap I return the favor and make them pay the postage.' - 'Priority Whale'

I went to see a show at the YouTube Theater. Admission was $16, parking fee was $45. #robbed

Sometimes when you invite Adam Rifkin to your place he'll make you a doodle....in more ways than one.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! 12 years ago today! I have to say, the first 10.5 years were fun! #MyTwitterAnniversary

I'm going to see Bernadette Peters on Saturday. I hope she does her medley from Carrie.

Happy March 1st, for those who don't celebrate Leap Day.

#TBT 2002. Here’s what happened when I had lunch with Paul_Dini at the Cheesecake Factory. Paul co-created Harley Quinn and had recently created Jingle Belle, Santa's bratty daughter. Paul was one of the first people I met when I moved to L.A.

Today’s entry from my photo essay 'When mail marketers send me crap I return the favor and make them pay the postage. - 'Cremate of Mushroom Soup.'

#FF #FlashbackFriday