Really is a tough call. On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman Quite the dilemma

BREAKING: separate, or cause to separate, into pieces as a result of a blow, shock, or strain

American woman undecided on who to vote for in the US election. Says it'll come down to who she can trust to be alone with her kid 🤔

Only in the United States can the phrase "MASSIVE TRUMP SURGE" be written in an attempt to impress or intimidate someone else. In the UK, it's when you've eaten more than you can handle from a Toby Carvery.

Musk is a knucklehead and Trump is literally a moron. The only people who are worse are those who idolise and vote for them.

Someone dug up an earthworm from the bottom of the garden, inflated it with sick, taught it to speak, and popped a blue hat on it before taking it to a freak show

Looks like today is going to be a victory for the racists, the fascists, the misogynists, the narcissists, and for those who sold their soul to support a tyrant, a convicted felon, and a wannabe dictator. Oh, America!

In other words, “We lied so much we ended up convincing ourselves it was the truth, and as the owner and all-seeing eye across the platform, I controlled the narrative.” Twitter is no less impartial than any other media source. It’s crippled with opinions stated as fact.

Closed about 48 browser tabs and rebooted my laptop for the first time in weeks. Feels like I can breathe again.

If, say, on your way to becoming the world’s richest person, you genetically intervened to make all your ten kids to be boys, and then one of them chose to identify as a woman when she grew up - and you blamed her decision on the woke media - why would anyone feel sorry for you?

Surely Musk wouldn't delete this? To do so would go against his free speech mantra — the thing he paid $44bn to protect.

Great first half from the Mariners there. Classic away performance so far! #gtfc

Been following this metric for a while, looks encouraging (but it always is at half time!)

Superb result! Really dug in there, quite a remarkable run of victories on the road, against top teams, against teams with great home records… doesn’t seem to matter. UTM! #gtfc

I find it so odd that our best run of away form in 70 years has happened pretty much at the same time as our worst run of home form in probably a similar timeframe (I’ll be honest, I haven’t checked on that one! Six straight defeats in all comps I believe). #gtfc

The whole vibe is off here, for me. I know it isn't a serious story, but that guy doesn't need more credit/adulation. He part-designed the third kit? Rather the fans did it. Proud that #gtfc went down that route and didn't give free rein to a local celeb bbc.co.uk/sport/football…

I like the way that, just before an international football tournament, lads across the country start chatting about their ancestry. "I'm eighth Polish, eighth Danish. Proud of my family history. Might support them if England get knocked out early!" Same guy hates immigrants.

As I'm getting older, I'm becoming more selective. Like anyone who uses the phrase 'Here's the thing' to tee up their next sentence. I don't really care how radical it might be — they can get in the bin. Absolutely no time for it.

Majority of British news outlets are Tory owned. Biggest social media platform is owned by far right conspiracy lunatic. People can’t argue with idiots, so they’re rightly leaving. And the knuckleheads can’t deal with it.

Right, that's about it for me. Twitter is a hell hole. The path is lit; it's just a matter of time before it all burns down. There is love and kindness out there. You just won't find it from those whose only way to stay relevant is to peddle hatred and division. Peace out 🕊️