Congratulations are in order. They've managed to produce the article I would least like to read in the entire universe.

Surely got to be The Lazy Song for worst song ever

David Foster Wallace, April 1996

That Oxford grad trad cath/red scare wannabe seems to be getting increasingly worse

"yeah the Hoppenheimer's off my guy - how about a pint of Handmaid's Pale?"

If CP Snow was alive today this is the two cultures he’d write about

Michael Owen breaks down how you really get into Berghain 👇👇👇

GYOKERES!! The Swede guides Zubimendi's cross home with an inch-perfect header 💥 🔴 1-0 🔵 (36)

remember when "learn to code" was a nasty refrain @ people losing their non-stem jobs?

1980: The Tyne & Wear Metro officially opened to passengers on August 11. The first train at 5.27am left Tynemouth station for Haymarket. 45 Years ago today 🎂 Happy 45th anniversary Tyne and Wear Metro

Very seriously, AI is breaking people's minds. It is actively harming people. The AI companies know this, but they keep making money, so who cares, I guess. A quick thread on AI psychosis.

As if cmat didn’t have my heart already… Imitation of Life

Hey… so did you see Shrek 5 got delayed? Makes me think about how I shouldn’t delay telling you I still think about you x

I watched a documentary last night and learned the alphabet started in a Turquoise mine and I can’t stop thinking about it

I wrote this a year ago — feels more relevant now than then thenewstack.io/should-develop…

Anine Bing Anine Boom!

Arsenal take 3 points at old Trafford against an ostensibly revitalised utd… but it’s apparently Arsenal getting cooked

Series 2 of Karen Pirie is EXCEPTIONAL

🚨🚨🚨 A new way for annoying people to describe themselves has just dropped 🚨🚨🚨theguardian.com/society/2025/a…