I see there’s a sale on at the metaphor store

hamberders

Sign if you like bourgeois shit like medicine and food and an economy and being alive petition.parliament.uk/petitions/2415…

The fact that, these days, people have to pause during emergencies to refute whatever fetid horseshit tumbles from the senile President’s dumb mouth infuriates me to the core

Or to give it its full title: For The Record I Fucked A Dead Pig And Then I Fucked The Country And Then I Put My Trotters Up At Soho Farmhouse But It Doesn't Matter Because There Is No Such Thing As Consequence Anymore

Pick a cunt. Any cunt

They're really phoning in these new Black Mirror episodes

THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE. Congratulations boys 🏆

Yeah but, y'know, we're all bored so let's just crack on?

I see they’ve rebranded the Brexit bus

Forever in favour of this

Unexpected musical direction from Pep

Say what you will about pandemics but they're a great way of finding out who is secretly just absolutely fucking insane

The only tweet I ever need

Perhaps they could drill little holes in Churchill’s statue box so everyone there today can fuck it

Nothing matters anymore

Today was the day Donald trump finally became president

there's always etc