Just seen Cheryl Cole's new tattoo, the last time I saw a derrière like that was on a baboon

I bet Cheryl Cole couldn't sit down for a week. However if you need any cream applied let me know ;)

#EdibleCelebs Richard O'Bean

If I opened the doors to the maze again who would be a good guide? I think Russell Brand would be a good choice, your views?

richard o'brien Interesting, just reading some (old stuff) about a Cm revival and they suggest David Tennant, I could live with that.

richard o'brien Peter Schilling ["Major Tom"] - I love his Songs from the 80s. And Petula Clark.

Hello to my new followers! How are you all?

richard o'brien Hi R greetings from Ireland, so jealous you guys had a bank holiday today. Going to see RHPS next Tuesday so excited :-)

@mpurves99 I'm very well thank you. Enjoying the sun and a glass of merlot

Man alive!! I keep thinking its Monday! Only a few more days until the weekend! #HarmonicaSolo

Good morning all, the early bird catches the worm but the early worm catches nothing as it hasn't any arms

Had a few too many Merlots last night, I'm hanging like Deirdre From corries neck wrinkles

Gutted I didn't get the role of lex Luther! As if Bryan Cranston is a better baldy than me!

I'm getting a new car! I think I'll have the one on the left as it'll match my crystal collection

Good morning all, I've had man flu :( but fear not mumsie made me her chicken soup and I'm fighting fit now! How are you all?

richard o'brien On my way to the RHPS for the first time so excited - fishnet's and killer heels on :-)

Millennium Forum OMG can't say enough good things about richard o'brien Rocky Horror Picture Show 2night. Absolutely fab going back Friday