🚨 BREAKING: Jadon Sancho has changed phones five times this summer, believing each one was broken after receiving zero calls from any football clubs.

😂😂😂😂

Because owned by the richest nation should be the denominator for success. 🥴

Sorry but I don’t believe a word this cnt says. Why wouldn’t a reporter just report the news himself? That’s his job.

Manchester United certainly have a knack of signing the worst kinds of human beings.

How does keeping this man alive for even just one more day benefit society in any way.

Piers Morgan and Alejandro Garnacho interview dropping soon.

🚨I grew up in the era where Luis Nani was seen as “mid,” and now I’m expected to rate Sancho, Antony, and Garnacho? Nani was a hard-working, useful player who still got hammered for “inconsistency” (and yeah, sometimes he was). Nobody cared about his confidence, whether he

Bitter ex Onlyfans scruff moaning she cant get a job on Strictly. YOUR NOT A CELEBRITY 99.99999% of the public wouldn’t have a clue who you are.

No. Ricky Jones should not go to prisons for words spoken. But neither should anyone else. Free speech is a right. x.com/alexharmstrong…

There’s me thinking it’s because he’s been underperforming and a bit of a brat. Turns out I’m just racist. Who knew?

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I could never.

Let’s get it on.

Boring asf. 😴

Eww. This rat cnt makes my skin crawl.

“Come on Dermot you’re better than that” 🤦‍♂️ No he’s not. 😂

Jadon Sancho charging £20 per photo outside Manchester United’s Carrington training ground.

I honestly think Chelsea are right. For all his potential they don’t want to pay a premium for another Jadon Sancho on their books. Who would have known.