In 4th grade I tried to teach myself “how to be human” by replicating the tv show Friends. I did a peer survey and asked my classmates who their favorite character was. Phoebe won, so I spent the entire summer studying her and entered 5th grade AS Phoebe.

Note to self: don’t fall asleep with your phone in your hand (never been so glad to realise a message is SMS)

Thought of the day

catch it, jake hay rolling

God, this Vinted review has cut deep. 10/10 will buy again for more complimentary feedback.

Just in Costco #humblebrag

This is a masterclass in diffusing tension in customer service. What a camp icon

Once again, Big Brother being a platform for change. The greatest show on Earth - so proud.

Pop Emergency: DIANA VICKERS IS BACK. After over a decade, she has today released a brand new single🍦

Why does eating a flapjack make me feel healthy?

Oops - I’m sorry, but this is high camp.

Authentically candid.

Two things can be true at once. Rayner was foolish in her conduct and right to resign. It’s also true she was always despised by much of the right wing press because she was a working class powerful woman. She was therefore threatening to them, because she authentically spoke for

him: I’m coming over, you’d better not be walking down the stairs like Liza Minnelli in New York York when I get there my goofy ass:

🚨🇳🇱 Dutch broadcaster AVROTROS has issued a statement on their #Eurovision 2026 participation. "Participation by AVROTROS in the Eurovision Song Contest 2026 will not be possible as long as Israel is admitted by the EBU."

Way too much Sydney Sweeney in my pre-film trailers right now. I could handle the excessive Pedro Pascal, but this is a step too far.

Very proud to have ‘Murder on the Dancefloor’ in my Desert Island Discs.