Putting up shots tn like Kobe July 18 2003

They’re not gonna take your athlete card little bro

Nuke my fucking school

Niggas will give up sugar for lent and still rip bag

Had a yellow heart with a girl on Snapchat for 2 hours before it went away. Didn’t even know snap updated it that fast💔

If they win I will give up premarital sex for a year #soaking

Me when I find the guy who invented period cramps

Bitches will post “Side Shot Nominate 6” on their insta stories but its just pictures of ass #notcomplaining

If I had a girlfriend I would let her take as many sips out of my popov bottle as she wanted even though I would really prefer to drink it all to myself

My hands look like this so her’s can look like that

This combo is gonna save summer

What a time to be a fat whore

Turns out the girl with a 1.8 million snap score wasn’t my wife. If only there were signs

I just need to see the ball go through the net one time

I had street meat three times today

7000% increase of sae letters on campus since block