Hey Google, who's the best young utility player in world football

I don't mind advising them on the "deal conditions". Pay Tony his player valuation, and Bart signs. Expect the valuation to be high if Tony wants to keep him but don't try and barter, you cannot do this with The Lizard.

Well, what a genuine shame this would be for Crystal palarse. It would seem criminal if Brighton got to go on another European tour at their expense. #bhafc

Great player stats and looking like he is gonna pass his GCSEs as well with those grades. No end to his talents #bhafc

Nothing wrong with having a garage full of Ferraris, Lambos and Porsches to use when Fab chooses

TRENT: "It has actually been my life long ambition to join Brighton, but I knew their right back options with Veltman, Lamptey, Hinch and Solly amongst others, would have made this a tricky move for me. Fortunately, Real Madrid came in as a Plan B option, so I'm happy to be here"

And Tony Bloom's provisional response was, "Nay", before he carried on with his multi million pound poker match

Swap him with Igor. Palace get an upgrade, we get a useful squad player

Kaoru here hopefully to consolidate his Brighton legendary status. What a player #bhafc

Hopefully this won't stop Chelsea being Brighton's cash cow

In a world that just seems so full of shitty people, see below to reset x

Chelsea are also desperately trying to buy: Verbruggen Van hecke Igor Webster Dunk Estupinan Kadioglu Lamptey Veltman Baleba Wieffer Hinsh Ayari O'Riley Gomez Milner Ensico Buonanotte Mitoma Adingra Minteh Gruda March Ferguson Kostoulas Welbeck Tony Bloom (never) ...& the Amex

🚨 Chelsea are preparing a bid in the region of £40 million for Brighton’s Fabian Hürzeler #BHAFC #CFC (fabrizio romano 🥇)

Brighton bought him for £8 million,sold him for up to £24 million. £16 million bagged. Its crazy to think that only quite recently £16 million to Brighton would have been like winning the lottery, and then some. Now £16 million is like....whatever. Just Tony and his masterplan

What a bloody team this is btw

"I didn't think I'd score too many goals this season, but that's probably the magic of his number on the shirt!" James Milner on paying tribute to Diogo Jota with his celebration against Manchester City ❤️

I've been going to games since I was 6, have been to over 150 now. Got quite emotional at the end today as this was my last home game before moving to Cardiff for uni and thinking about how much I'm gonna miss going each week. Literally no feeling that beats one like that💙

Complete tactical masterclass from Fab today. Kept it solid first half, made citae feel they had a cigar on, then unleashed the attacking talent all in one go on 60. Also rocked the beige safari gear tbf. #bhafc

Fabian Hürzeler has earned 19 of 21 possible points at home for #BHAFC vs. the Big 6 in PL matches. 16 goals for & 8 against. The total is 27 points from 39 possible vs. Big 6 in the PL home & away. Record vs. Big 6 & Newcastle (all comps): 11 W - 4 D - 3 L 36 GF, 24 GA

They all need to go to the Liverpool ONE Visitor Information Centre at 25, Paradise Street and ask for a map