Imagine being able to watch college football, dropping a couple N words, saying a couple slurs, without your wife being a huge bitch

My buzzcut is growing out and I have to buzz it again, or look like an Ellis island immigrant refugee for the next 6 weeks

Back against the wall, you’re in a hole, you don’t have a clue what to do next, million dollars on the line, what do you do?

The kid was fine until everybody started yelling at him

STEVE JOBS!!!! died like a bitch

Don’t let the media tell you this was a DUI We need to get women off the road immediately

If you took PTO today, they said you are fired and to shovel cement It’s Labor Day, not Labor Days and Days

So this kid dresses up as a dog, and fucks other dudes dressed up as dogs?

The Greatest Deportation Program that could be legally executed, would be making it illegal for women to DoorDash baconators The entire pipeline from Boat -> Endless Goverment Benefits for 17 family members would collapse

This is actually a study about a 16 year old from Davenport Iowa that moved to the DongHeung district of China

Few understand this, you can study math whenever you want. It has never changed, you can find a lecture and the book, and solve the problems at the end of the chapter with a pencil at any moment. The craziest part is you kind of start to remember it, and build intuitions from it.

Me: Getting paid to read tweets You: Getting paid to tweet We are not the same little man

1-2 hours a week in the grocery store do you have dementia? Are you lost?