Sitting on King Harry Ferry. Bag of dog shite hanging off car in front. The dilemma...do I tell!!!

Watching Top Gear on Dave with #TVCatchup app on my iPad. itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZS…

Watching Top Gear on Dave with #TVCatchup app on my iPad. itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZS…

I just flew 166m in an action packed game of Jetpack Joyride on iPad. Booyah!qW bit.ly/rKuWqK

I just flew 388m in an explosive game of Jetpack Joyride on iPad. Any challengers? bit.ly/rKuWqK

I swear: lobsters from @drecklyfish by @cornishpaella @thehiddenhut are, every time, the best I've ever had

Another attempt on the #lugochallenge tonight. Windsurfers will rule!

These are the wonderful properties you could win a weeks stay in... Tremayne Barn - bit.ly/11NWCGV... fb.me/37dIAy3y5

“The Dark Lord: They should name the #RoyalBaby 'Weasley' so that in future people can go around singing "Weasley is our King."”

The #RoyalBaby has not yet been named. They should just call him 'You Know Who.'

Lovely cuppa and flapjack at the The Hidden Hut this pm. 3 weeks without proper English tea and you do appreciate it when you get home!

Please Emirates Team New Zealand ORACLE TEAM USA bring back monohulls to the americascup we need the intrigue of proper racing.....

“@rbstormchase: Peak winds measured at 116 km/h here in Gwithian. instagram.com/p/kJpIEnjoBu/”

“@rbstormchase: It's wild out there. Instagram.com/p/kJmC2BDoPW/”

“@rbstormchase: Leon Jamaer pulling off a perfectly clean pushloop in Heat 2 at Gwithian pic.x.com/R7GPidXw9f”

“@rbstormchase: Dany Bruch charges outside in Heat 1 at Gwithian pic.x.com/LlYyI9MVE7”

“@rbstormchase: Leon Jamaer power smack in Round 3 at The Bluff pic.x.com/j8xA4eXl1w”

“@rbstormchase: Thomas Traversa in Cornish airspace in Round 3 at the Bluff pic.x.com/qfSfySwJ1q”

Come & see the barrel jellyfish in St #Mawes shown on BBC Breakfast stay stmawesholidays.co.uk & @StMawesKayaks is the way to see them!