tolkien was in his fucking bag when he called that sword foehammer

FEN MAGUS OFFERING A RECORD OF NEW ORLEANS DOOM AVAILABLE NOW 🔗👇

thank you to the department of justice for their fine work on this. the nation can now begin to heal.

the equilibrious beast

take these watermelons traveler. you will find them useful on your journey.

are you rockin with the insomnia cookies x m3gan2.0 collab⁉️

Oh hey man welcome home. I taught your kid to pick all the foam off the outside of a nerf ball. And then to pick apart the different foam inside

one of the realest songs ever recorded

i will not be sharing any lore about myself. my personal lore is lacking and readers are calling it “underdeveloped and frankly uninteresting”. very little thought went into richard_normal lore.

the new comic book movie is actually secretly freaking leftist

it should be higher #FuckCopper #CopperIsGay

I founded this ancient factory because I was too shy to fight mammoths and ground sloths

the pelicans off-season has gone so poorly in such stupid ways that TRADING FOR JORDAN POOLE is the most defensible thing that we’ve done by a mile. do you see what you’ve done to me troy weaver? is this what you wanted?

i did slightly worse than zohran on the SATs #ThatsOkay #IStillGotIntoPrettyGoodSchools #IAmEmployed