In case anyone goes back as far as 1988. I am the original [email protected]. I know that means slot to one upstate girl but she knows I was on the Howdy Doody Show, too.

Hang in there, Mr. Trump. You look like Vincent van Gogh.

From the analogs of anals around the world we bring you the twenty-first century Democrat Party.

Go ahead and buy the Gaza and rent it out to the people of the world. Just do me one small favor. If you open a casino, don't name it after a mausoleum.

When is the Mara La Gra $10.00 ganja kilogram going on sale? Let's make America dry again!

God made me free Colt made me equal Now Trump made me a man.

Is it politically correct to say a transgender athlete is a gymnast?

If I said something five years ago it wasn't "ten large on the Kansas City chief."

Groovie!

1. Fix global warming. 2. Fix the economy. 3. Fix Taylor Swift's jawline. 4. Fix Elon Musk.

Why worry about the tribulation? Most of us won't live to see Election Day!

So the pope says ordination is not Institute by Jesus Christ. That makes him contrary. Sounds like he's trying to end his existence by castrating his grandfather.

I really wish that Jesus returned about June of 1969 when the only reason not to go to heaven was: "There's no sea? That means no surfing! I'll take my eternity with a ocean. I won't have it!"

You expect me to accept mainstream media. Baby God gave me five receptors in my brain: THC, Nicotine, caffeine, opiates and cocaine. When news comes in on those terms I tend to mistrust it quicker than Edgar Cayce.

I have shaken hands with Captain Kangaroo; and believe there was Officer Joe Bolton. That is why I don't do my faith at home. Give one reason why pre fabrication is a bad thing.

I can't comprehend how some anti God people think the terms "kill" and "murder" are identical. Killing implies ending a life in progress, murder is the execution of a life when it is necessary. We murder cattle, and often must murder those people who have killed others.

How is it that no one has considered that God is a verb and not a noun. Also, Jesus called for me as surely as my folks pro created me. That was an action, not a person or thing. Jesus didn't save me by being God, but rather by His obediencence to the will of His Father.

I wonder how Paul reacted to how Mary Magdalene made her fortune by discerning the sins of fishermen and six other spiritual services for a fee.

Personally I don't think Trump can be the beast, but if he wants to be the false prophet or great whore of spiritual Babylon. That's ok. Gives me more time to pray for Bill Mahr.

No Leo, the trial of wood hay and stubble is not a purge. That process takes one day with Jesus. There is no "indulgence" earned through penance that will take an hundred days off purgatory simply because the trial is as brief as say distillation or refining silver.