i frolicked for the first time ever today bruh. y’all ever frolic before???? why no one ever tell me about this

42. Recently divorced. Based in Miami. Looking for a Military Man and a good time!! Only Men With Boats. No fake Louis Vuitton’s here. ♥God First ♥

I was on a sunny day real estate hyperfixation when everyone started spamming me to listen to Taylor’s new album and I’m sorry but how am I supposed to go from this to this

the fact that Netflix took off all the twilight movies right before fall weather AND my birthday is a hate crime against me

I got Brian a smartwatch bc he wanted to track his sleep and health trends and now every morning he shows me how much deep sleep he got the night before and how low his heart rate went lol

I can admit I’m not good at math but I just watched a tik tok where a person making $58k was able to buy a house for $419k and

if Michaela and Jared are endgame I’m throwing the whole season away #manifest

after 7 years together and 2 years of marriage, doing long-ish distance since 2018, Brian and I will finally get to live together!!

that “moments that altered my brain chemistry” trend but with dealing w the aftermath of a friend taking her own life and having to wonder if she was in pain right before or if shes ok now or if you could’ve done something more and wishing you told her you loved her more often

worst part about getting a new tattoo is that you want another one immediately but your bank account says $40

what Instagram sees vs what my laptop screen sees

are we not supposed to be in spring bc why the hell did I just turn my heat on and had to drip my faucet overnight

even if I wanted to change my last name, the time and effort it would take me to collect the necessary documents and having to mail them would just deter me bc first and foremost I am a lazy bitch

my main question is when are they releasing ella enchanted 2

brb googling how I can practice in Ireland with my medical degree

rule #1 in the kitchen: NEVER use a metal utensil on your pots and pans!!!!!