Playing hide and seek with my niece and eating my shawarma alone while she hides>>>🙂‍↔️

How tf do an ID expire? I’m still the same nigga

birthdays will be a huge deal in my household. i don't want my children to EVER refer to the day they were born as just another day. that breaks my heart.

Thinking your Ex will suffer because they left you

i love saying “mind you” 😂😂😂 because now you about to connect the dots

unfortunately, i'm not the type to go crazy and crash out anymore, i'll just look at you in disgust and move on with my life.

You walk with Corn-fidence.

terrible news guys... i want to be in love

The funniest people don't even tell jokes they just be talking. 😭😂

Moving out of ur parents home: Financial stability: ★★☆☆☆☆ Mental stability: ★★★★★

me at 4am wondering how many hours of sleep I’m going to get

my brain is 80% song lyrics

I'm genuinely depressed at the state of the world rn. The evil people are winning everywhere

“I can't wait to have fun on my day off” me on my day off:

messages are way funnier when you know how that person talks