Just some #UPFreshersAdvice Yes , its 30•C outside , but still , bring your jacket if you have class in Thuto

Me:I'm so over her. Vodka:No you're not.. You should text her!! Me:really?? Vodka:YES!! 25 times:)! Rhynhardt Lauterbach

"Funny Sayings: Here's to the kids who know the difference between they're, there and their."

"A river cuts through rock, not because of its power, but because of its persistence." - Jim Watkins . Jan-jan wentzel

"When I get married, divorce is not an option.You're mad? Take your ass in the other room ,calm down, because we're going to work this out."

"Steve Stifler: If you never jumped from one couch to the other to save yourself from lava then you didn't have a childhood." #truestory

Shocking decision by the ref!! #contactsport

The Harlem Shake reminds me of a party before and after alcohol gets there.

Telling an angry woman to calm down is like trying to baptize a cat

The speed in which a women replies "nothing" when asked what's wrong is inversely proportional to the amount of shit coming your way!

Success is impatient . Your audience is waiting .

#RedPretoria , dankie dankie en totsiens !

If you're not first , you're last !

Punte vir #teamRhyn-Jan Jan-jan wentzel

@JANAJVR555 #cantbelieve , sê jy ? #mostotherwise person I know !

Kudos @duane_vermeulen. Great game !

The world is full of nice people , if you can't find one , be one .

#Bafana for the win ! Anything is possible it seems !

Commitment means staying loyal to what you said you were going to do long after the mood you said it in left you Jan-jan wentzel Rayno Beukman

@hanno_snyman dankie bul waardeer baie !