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Rhino Slam

@rhinoultimate

“Unheralded group of friends from Portland.”

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#31 Dylan Freechild Strap in folks cuz I got a lot to say about this ding dong. First, what an incredible privilege it’s been to play alongside Dylan. One of the all time greats of the game, one of the era-defining players of my generation.

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#30 Sam Franer Nice to have another Ohio boy in the mix! Sam’s been such a huge part of building the team and the community, between captaining and being on the team since 2016. For a team full of goofballs (which franer is also!), one thing I think he’s brought…

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#17 Raphy Hayes Going out of order on this one because our boy just won POTY! So well deserved for a guy who has worked consistently to become one of the most unlikely stars in the sport.

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#29 David Sealand What else can you even say about this guy except apparently everything that ultiworld hasn’t? Our defense was basically built around him and Daniel. His ability to guard pretty much any player and take them out of the game is unreal.

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I’ve been told that no one is on twitter anymore I don’t fucking care!!! It’s a hot Asian boy sweep!! Let’s goooooo

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#28 Max Massey Max started the season as a practice player and worked his way into the rotation with consistent hard work, and his approach at practices and tournaments. I see a lot of myself in max (short, thrower, film nerd) but he’s already so good.

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#27 Trevor Smith Have loved getting to handle alongside Trevor the last few years. As a teammate he makes things so easy on everyone, whether that’s opening up the field or with his ability to lead off the field.

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#22 Jon Lee Even though Jon was a practice player this year and only got to play with us a bit at solstice, I’d be remiss to not include him here. Jon’s cultural impact on the team has definitely persisted through the years even as his on-field role has reduced.

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#21 Spencer Latarski If you wanna get an idea of how much Spencer means to this team just watch the celebration when he caught this goal in the final:

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#18 Aaron Kaplan Another one of our awesome young guys, Kaplan impressed every time he took the field this year. For a guy that young and new to this level of club I feel like expectations are not that high

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#15 Chander Boyd-Fliegel Back to back young ego kids! Chander’s one of those guys who comes up with a crazy play at least once a tournament it feels like. The kind of crazy layout catch or D that makes the other teams jaw drop but we’re just kinda used to it at this point.

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#14 Jack Hatchett Jack Hatchett Whew boy what an all-time heater of a season by Jack. I’ll go on record and say that I was not sure about the move of Jack to O line at the start of the season.

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#13 Timmy Perston Last year Timmy rejoined the team as a practice player, and then got the call up late in the season. It was so cool to get to share the field with him. Some of the younger folks out there might not know but Timmy was a capital B Baller in his day.

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#12 Josh Moore Josh Moore For a team with a lot of homegrown Oregon talent, Josh, like me, is one of the few out of towners who joined the team. Josh is also a major success/inspiration story for anyone battling to make a team.

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#11 Mica Glass Mica Glass Mark my words: in 10+ years, Mica is going to be in the conversation for the greatest to ever do it. He has both a breadth and a depth of skill that is unbelievable - a rare “master of all trades”.

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#10 Matt Rehder You should probably go read everything Dylan Freechild wrote on here and on ig to get the full story. Dylan knows Rehder much better than me and had some awesome things to say about their relationship and about Matt as a player.

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Meet us at Migration Brewing February 8th to celebrate the championship! Take a picture with the trophy! Minors allowed until 9pm

Meet us at Migration Brewing February 8th to celebrate the championship! Take a picture with the trophy! 

Minors allowed until 9pm