Yep, you’re dying on that hill.

I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

Spending 90 hours a week battling the Athenians in the plains of Leuctra just so my wife can have a pottery shop that loses 20 drachma a month

This is such an immature way to look at the world.

Sweet. $513k/SF 🤩

what if a beautiful animated movie looked like a Capital One commercial

I was hoping the Jake Paul victory would cleanse my feed of the haka but nope.

McDonald’s is actually not bad but the Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese blows the Big Mac out of the water

“Circling back here. We’re lowering our minimums to 10,000 credits”

Please see slide #3 of the OM for the waterfall breakdown.

when another broker says “hey bud” in their email to you so you misspell their name in your response.

LP asking a multi syndicator if maybe they shouldn't take the pref deal and just sell their building and get $0.60 back on their $1.00

Lord, I desire that in all things Thy will may be done.

am i “enjoying” microsoft outlook? does the medieval prisoner “enjoy” being broken upon the rack

This is such a stupid thing to say.

Apostolic succession will always prevail.

iPhone is not going to stay. They are prepping us to device-less (spatial compute) future.

Wall St. sweetgreen boutta get even more expensive

humbled and honored to announce that I’m having another hotdog