me in my room deciding if I should greet the house guests or starve to death:

Sundays feel like a mix of boredom and laziness

I don’t get how people can bed rot all day with no guilt

Mostly women crying in the replies.. must’ve hit a nerve

Why are American troops stationed in Qatar anyway?

June and July gotta be the most expensive months of the year

Should I start watching Naruto?

Anyone else getting weird spam calls asking to be added on WhatsApp or is it just me?

Paying your insurance in full feels like a whole weight lifted off your chest

£800 per day 👁️👁️

Getting paid.

“50k or you don’t get the girl.”

Working in IT means people think I can fix anything remotely electronic… like the boiler

The older I get, the more I rate rice and curry. Didn’t hit like this when I was younger

O2 > three

Having your own face as your wallpaper is weird behaviour ngl