Physics can help get you laid #Newton'sfirstlaw

@maheenchaudhry your tweets make me lol, keep up the good work #Yoloswag

Watching The Party, brings back good memories #PeterSellers #Birdynumnum

@maheenchaudhry hate transi? Bitch get your license #I'mnotataxi #motherfuckerseverywhere

@maheenchaudhry Except the ending :'( </3 #cryingforever

When you can sit in a car talking for an hour after spending the day together <3 #love

That awko taco moment when your waiter has a pornstar stache #creepy #there'sacaterpillaronyourlip

Coffee, book, and a fire #bliss #perfectSaturday

@maheenchaudhry goodbye shitberry hello Temple Run ;)

@maheenchaudhry text you? You didn't reply to me, probs cause you were so drunk ;) #alcoholicbunny

@maheenchaudhry you're up here, you need to be down here #bringitin

@maheenchaudhry across the river not down the stream #killyourself

@maheenchaudhry same, girl, same <3 #shitourfriendssay

Getting in a car crash that totals your car, good way to start the weekend #Ineedahug #neverwanttodriveagain

@maheenchaudhry you the best <3 :*

Nickelback playing in between classes #ew #FML #someoneshootme

I like big butts #cannotlie