Gna go shop get a meal deal Pippa

This is what the peak male form looks like

Dear diary, it's 3am, I've finally obliterated the insect that's been playing ping pong off my walls all night, and now I can rest.

Feeling myself lately

Been struggling lately for real.

Its my balloon day tomorrow, not feeling very balloony

Well would you look at that, I made it to 31

Still no luck catching them swans then

I am nothing

Hi

Old people just talk about illness and death I stg, shut up bruv ask me about star wars lore.

Taking love of my life applications before I give up, slide in the dms if you remotely fancy me

Still alive btw

Shaved and got 20 years younger

Share my lunch with this guy every day

Looking down on you bitxhes

My music taste says, all of my male friends want to sleep with me

One of the only photos I got at the Xmas party, ooopsie

It's 2025 and a British trump supporter just tried telling me America won the Vietnam war, where are these brainwashing facilities?

Love me?