My partner was in Pollock’s Toy Museum with the kids today. He spent £20 and they were the only ones in there. When he sat my son on the floor, the sales assistant stomped over and said, ‘this isn’t a crèche!’ So I guess the toy museum doesn’t welcome kids then... good to know!

Our little cat Tilda has been missing since 01/09/19. She is 1yr old, neutered and microchipped. Last seen in Wandsworth SW18. Please keep an eye out for her. We miss her so much. X

It is baby loss awareness week. It’s a time to commemorate the loss of a baby in pregnancy, at birth or in infancy. For anyone experiencing the pain of loss, I don’t want to add any glib platitudes only to say I am sorry. I have been there. I am here. #BLAW2019

It’s almost 2 months and our little Tilda is still missing. She is a year old and is microchipped. She is so missed. Last seen in our garden Twilley Street Wandsworth. Please keep an eye out for her. Thank you x #CatsOfTwitter

Hey @IanMartin how are you doing in these weird and not so wonderful times? My three year old daughter and I have been working on a podcast and wanted to share the gentle whimsy that is episode 1 with you! Tom sends lots of love, as do I xx dearmrcrocodile.podbean.com/#.XrfmHSZP4ZU.…

Anyone got access to any of Field Marshal Haig's speeches? I'm sure some of tonight's address felt familiar? Obviously 'Butcher' Haig was clearer with his message but the resulting death toll could be a tie break.

Dear friends, my three year old daughter and I have finished episode two of our podcast, 'Dear Crocodile'. This installment is called 'Loveness'. It's available on Podbean and is best enjoyed with a variety of biscuits. dearmrcrocodile.podbean.com

Did I mention I did an interview about my involvement in The Thick Of It with these lovely podcasters? They even got me to improvise - the buggers! Do check it out. podbean.com/ew/pb-5xcc2-dc…

Kiri & Lou is genius. That is all. Kiri and Lou

This month would have been John Lennon's 80th birthday. I am narrating a new biography on Audible by Lesley-Ann Jones, 'Who Killed John Lennon'. I found it a very interesting read #JohnLennon80 #whokilledjohnlennon audible.co.uk/pd/1789463246?…

Hey Giuliani, bad day at the office? Don't sweat it! Meet you by the hydrangeas in Dobbies Keston and then I'll treat you to a mocktail at this cute little water purification plant I know. #totallandscaping #you utter flump

Farewell Stephen Sondheim. The single creative force that has meant most in my life. Genius.

Watch me throwing some shade tonight! Serpent Queen continues - check it out on Starz/Amazon Prime featuring the wonderful Kiruna Stamell ♿ Amrita Acharia Naomi Faye Battrick Ruby Bentall Paul Chahidi Nick Burns sennia nanua

A #CallTheMidwife Series 12 behind-scenes video exclusive: Welcome Sister Veronica! ❤️❤️❤️ There's a brand new nun at Nonnatus House... but no shire horses were injured in the making of this video ;-) 🐴 Call the Midwife Series 12. Begins 8pm New Year's Day on BBC One

I'm SO happy to join the cast of #CallTheMidwife - Meet Sister Veronica on Sunday, January 1st at 8PM on BBC One. Delighted to be part of this wonderful show! Helen George Laura Main Olly Rix Megan Cusack OfficialCliffParisi Stephen Mangan Daniel Laurie Jenny Agutter News

It was such a privilege to work with Rose Riley, Mark Strepan and SARAH ESDAILE on tonight's episode of #CallTheMidwife - which tells a powerful story about domestic abuse. Available now on iPlayer xx

A great experience to work with Blimey O’Riley on this week's episode of #CallTheMidwife What a brilliant actress xx

Only twenty minutes until #CallTheMidwife is on BBC One - Be sure to tune in!

So that's it for season 12 of #CallTheMidwife - Thank you so much for welcoming Sister Veronica. Roll on season 13! Xx