Oh, great, now what do I do with all of those "I DID THAT" stickers? At least I still have uses for my "FJB" and "Don't blame me, I voted for Trump" mugs. Hope nobody pre-ordered "FKH" mugs.

If you VOTED for Trump, retweet this tweet! MAGA!

What's the first thing that you think when you see a Chinese Restaurant with a sign saying that they are open on Christmas Day? I said mine out loud, but the wife doesn't appreciate my sense of humor, so I got the heavy sigh with "the look" and eye roll.

HOLY COW, I don't remember when was the last time during the super bowl that when they showed a celebrity was in attendance, they didn't hawk what new show that person had coming up after the game.

What's on everyone's halftime menu? Chili dogs with 3 day old (everybody knows it's better a few days later) homemade chili for us.

What the fuck happened to the greatest team ever? Bet they have an amazing (planned) comeback in the second half

At least Tom Brady (never a big fan, I grew up in Jets territory) speaks with some intelligence, 5 million times better than listening to Tony Romo.