Client: How much do you charge? Me: $400/hour (with thinking) & $20/hour (without thinking)

This is the crowd that came out in West Virginia, one of the most conservative states in the country, to listen to Bernie Sanders talk about oligarchy

> be me > exponential curve supervisor > get to work > check-in on the curve > it’s sigmoid

so i'm at the central state museum of Kazakhstan, and they have this dombra exhibit. i notice that one of them is modern-looking and out of a case, so i ask one of the docents if i could try playing it. i sit down & start strumming away, basically playing it like a balalaika one

Already lots of qrts about how the ancients had spreadsheets too but it really needs to be emphasized that their sheets look *exactly* like ours

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Perhaps my greatest accomplishment and I stand by this

ja3k German discount grocer Lidl built their own cloud infrastructure because of German data laws, and now has a ~$2B revenue business selling it to others (a la AWS)

hey, they know how to do huge-scale logistics and the precise cost modeling to maximize volume but still make money. they can hire the folks that know datacenter build-outs and server management software

Gen Z en route to discover why millennials are a D+1,000,000 demographic

I mean, the *dream* is for SCOTUS to rule...7-6 in favor of the next try at the program, instead of 6-3 against

Just a warning everyone this Sunday is GLSL’s 21st birthday

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Some Well-Meaning Knaves Have Asked Innocently Enough (And So I Generously Ignore Their Knavery) What Level Of Detail I Hope To Achieve With My Scans. Here I Present A 15,000 Gaussian Per Square Meter Scan Which Is My Ambition To Complete For The Entire City God Above Willing

I DID THE THING FOR GITHUB

they should let you set your phone screen to grayscale except for one person you really like, whose posts display in color

my life is controlled by the little liz in my head i use for fast talking speculative execution. she loves to just say shit and then i’m out here trying to justify whatever bullshit proxy model liz predicted i would say.

Got sent this clip from the Iranian comedy show "Bachelors". Subtitled it because I thought it was hilarious

And look at the ages of donors to AOC vs Hakeem Jeffries

A mysterious expert in submersibles was interviewed by the Coast Guard during the Titan investigation. His name is redacted, but we barely get into the interview before it becomes obvious who it is.