every night the seats bow forward as a show of respect to the screen absolute cinema

If I was waken up by a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away

Jadwal pengurus musholla Carrington Imam: Mazraoui Muadzin: Bayindir Marbot: Amad + Mbeumo

No place like home.

Karena biasanya minta suara orang pakai bayar, jadi kalau ada yang bersuara langsung dituding bayaran

my dumbass thought it was "engkeh"

Bayak yang nanya “Kok gak dijarah?” Hahaha ini Bekasi bos, moral nomer 1 hahaha

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OK, so now we know how an elephant would wear pants.

Girl watch out for an old lady w a sus lookin apple ok?

We have never see anything like this

Israelis do shit like this and then say the world hates them because of their religion.

best part about cave diving is that you don’t have to do it

"Performative" male

NO! IKI MUNG BERLAKU IF YOU LIVE IN SUCH A MANSION! Nak kowe ko aku nang rumah subsidi adus bareng ki mah mung koyok ngedusi ODGJ wuahahahahahaha. Aku lungguh nang wc duduk, didusi, njuk ngekek berdua, ha iki ko ODGJ kecekel dinsos jik diresiki wuahahahahahaha

Never in a lifetime could I imagine a real-world government being so afraid of the Straw Hat Pirates’ flag