Priti Patel as derelict asylums.

Just remembering all those times Esther McVey spoke out when they came for the Communists

Periodic reminder I'm off to the woods to do some sasquatchin' in a few short weeks, and I'd love to raise lots of sponsorship for the Royal British Legion in doing so. Even small donations very welcome! royalbritishlegion.enthuse.com/pf/stu-johnson

Wow this one random Scotch guy said whaaaaat?! 🤯 😅

Kind of enjoying Rings of Power season 2. It's as if all expectations have been suitably lowered... and it's all quite fun as a version of the legendarium.

In 2 weeks time I'm spending 5 days without a roof, tent, running water or toilet, living in the woods like some sort of filthy great sasquatch, all in support of the UK's veteran soldiers (via the Royal British Legion). If you fancy sponsoring, please do so here: royalbritishlegion.enthuse.com/pf/stu-johnson

Oasis have finally broken their silence:

First Couch to 5k session with my local running club. Completed it in 2010. Had kids. What exercise? Tried again this Jan, but got injured. Hopeful having gained and lost it once, I'll work hard to retain the capability once I gain it again. I sweat buckets, but I did it.

as far back as i can remember i always wanted to be a dafty

(📣) The President of Brazil has issued a statement about Twitter: “The world isn’t obliged to put up with Elon Musk’s far-right free-for-all just because he is rich.” RETWEET if you agree. theguardian.com/world/article/…

Enya slaughtering a womble into a river - as requested by Garry Clark

A reminder of Jacob Rees-Mogg's response to Grenfell. How the hell did he win another election after this?

#Testers of twitter, who are the best software company recruiters you've worked with in the UK?

Staying on Twitter is like the new Godot. #TheyDoNotMove

i love it when i stump the IT guy. aha you thought this would be a quick ticket. just remote in, click one button, and make me look like a fool. but alas, i have fucked things up more than you could’ve imagined

Only one more day of a brutally tough week at work. Counting the minutes, honestly... funny how quickly a job can go from being your favourite, to keeping you awake at night.

C25K Week 1 - Complete