This body should exfoliate itself

I don’t like being called sir, just has a vibe that I don’t agree with

I think having an electric vehicle would be nice

I need to curl my eyelashes more often so I can see things slightly better

idc much about fighting games but whenever I hear about SonicFox I'm reminded of all the hype around them and root for whoever the other person is. In my head they're whatever the opposite of an underdog is

Just opened Barq and saw someone 0 feet away… The only other person in the room is the one I’m in the middle of doing a brain surgery on. 😹

most people have like Negative Understanding of anything related to philosophy of mind, like they barely have intuition in things regarding that and its often like im speaking an alien language trying to convey anything

Me giving birth through my metallic chastity belt:

hey look its eyelash boy! everyone point and laugh at eyelash boy for not trimming his eyelashes.

I would really like to temporarily turn off my affective empathy just to see what its like to be a "psychopath". It would be an interesting experience. What of my beliefs would remain? What would change?

i pawsonally dont really like the look of long straight hair, i think? i think its best when its wavy

New game I just came up with: Let’s all take antipsychotics for fun!

when bro is chopped but blud is crusty 💀

going a day without playing video games makes me feel like my third eye is opening legit

you have to meow. Now.

Weezer should collaborate with Bladee

"It is highly unethical to stop aging" - reviewer commenting on one of my grant applications. The grant focused on cellular rejuvenation, no mention to curing aging, but it shows we still have a long way to go to convince even fellow scientists that curing aging is desirable.

Stop shitting! Poop is immoral