It's Friday the 13th. I'm required to remind you of my favorite thread on Twitter. Since it's very broken up now, I've pieced it together. 🧵1/2

We’re in week 3 and Strange Darling is still in theaters. If you haven’t had a chance yet, grab a popcorn and go check it out at your local cinema.

James Earl Jones… there will never be another of his particular combination of graces.

Rest in Peace Lord Vader

[Heaven] God: Welcome. I'll show you around, it's easy to get lost- James Earl Jones: I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Nevermind Kamala, Trump getting absolutely embarrassed by the moderator Linsay Davis.

I'm voting for the person that is not eating dogs

Seems like the timing of Dave Grohl's confession was no accident

I've been taking a shot every time I heard a lie during the presidential debate and the ambulance should be here soon I hope

I review Strange Darling after I talk about In a Violent Nature this week on Outside the Cinema. You gotta see both those damn movies. Calling it now, Strange Darling is future cult classic open.spotify.com/episode/6VbgSO…

Happy Friday the 13th. He's me as Jason Voorhees.

An inconsolable Princess Peach kneels, cradling her lover's cold, stiff corpse as she shoves more and more green mushrooms into his mouth to no avail.

I'm sitting next to a Lincoln impersonator at the airport bar. He's watching MSNBC reporting on yesterday's assassination attempt. This is easily the most surreal thing I've ever witnessed.

All Evil Dead is family-friendly in my house

For the last time. I am not your dad

Daddy, what's Friday the 13th? Son, like Santa on Christmas day, Jason comes this day. To give gifts? No, to kill everyone. Goodnight!