Winona Ryder wearing Tom Waits shirts throughout history

This is funny but it’s key that these stiff-ass careerist suits are Scully’s type by default and usually temporarily tempt her away from the challenges and fun of the X-files assignment and working with Mulder (see: “Lazarus”, “all things”, “Jersey Devil”)

like there was ever any other choice

Basically the funniest thing they could do after Beetlejuice and Beetlejuice Beetlejuice would be to call the third one Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian

Everywhere I go I’m wondering why everyone isn’t talking about Beetlejuice. To be fair I was the same before there was ever a sequel too.

Yeah, well, yknow…

Are they not releasing the full Elfman Beetlejuice Beetlejuice score? I really do not need a soundtrack album of the terrible pop songs that are in the movie as a joke about how terrible they are.

It’s not fucked up that I’m going to buy a case of the Beetlejuice Fudge Stripe cookies, it’s that once they’re gone they’re the kind of limited tie-in junk food that haunts you forever, like Bill & Ted cereal level

Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael: not on US Blu-ray, but on Criterion Channel. Jim Abraham's one semi-serious movie (outside TV epilepsy drama First Do No Harm), slots nicely into Ryder's early Weird Girl streak, pink party dress & combat boots iconic as any Lydia Deetz fit; 4K now!

Ah, two of the very very finest King adaptations, and... two of the very very other kind of King adaptations.

More treats should be evoking thick, viscous ectoplasms that Slimer made with his body, they don't even need to be movie tie-ins

Hey Shout! Studios ... this fuckin sucks and is doing nothing but generating massive ill will.

Oh wow they invented indoor drive-in theater playgrounds. Bring back a $1.95 piece of beautiful collectible dishware for the first 20 patrons.

🛸 SAUCERS SEEN OVER HOLLYWOOD!! 🪦

A stranger dubbed my style “business punk” which… was preferable to last week’s catcall “somebody play the Billy Jack theme song!”

This man has no taste.

VHS, whatever you want — 1/2 inch, 3/4, Beta, 4K… Also great stuff about the “Dancing in the Dark” video, problems with Vertigo’s plot, & how it almost went down with King Frat director Ken Wiederhorn (it’s not name-checked but Eyes of a Stranger is like a lost De Palma slasher)