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sheezus

@returnofsheezus

washed up micro-niche twitter celebrity

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calendar_today01-11-2022 23:09:10

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Me in 2006 hearing Our Song for the first time: “this is the greatest song she’s ever written” Me in 2008 hearing Forever & Always for the first time: “this is the greatest song she’s ever written” Me in 2010 hearing The Story of Us for the first time: “this is the greatest

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Realizing at midnight that I’m probably in a hypomanic episode bc I’m only sleeping 2-3 hours a night and running wide open, starting multiple home improvement projects, and I’m off my meds but the depression crash in about 3 weeks is gonna be crazy

Realizing at midnight that I’m probably in a hypomanic episode bc I’m only sleeping 2-3 hours a night and running wide open, starting multiple home improvement projects, and I’m off my meds but the depression crash in about 3 weeks is gonna be crazy
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Just saw someone on TikTok complaining that other creators are “copying” Kylie Pitts content and it’s like babe there are millions of bottle blondes with too much lip filler that like to clean their house, it’s not that serious

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J.D. Vance says it's OK to joke about gas chambers, rape, and "watermelon people", but if you quote Charlie Kirk you'll get your VISA revoked

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This is like the 30 year old guy that lived in the college apartments I lived in when I was 18 who was divorced with 2 kids and a GM of a restaurant but partied with 18-22 year olds daily lmao

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The first two pieces of my new couch arrived today 😊 logan has no idea we’re gonna be painting this weekend and taking a trip to home goods

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Finished my Halloween reading list 11 days early so time to start unsuspending all of these Libby holds I’ve been ignoring

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I was kind of in a reading slump bc my last 3 or so books were long and not great overall but this Libby hold I unsuspended today is hitting just right

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I’ve got one coat of paint on one wall of the living room but at least im doing it 😅 I also had to carry a 7 foot ladder down the stairs by myself and I am SWEATING