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🎃🍕 Cap'n Retrovania's VHS Vault: "Jack-O" (1995) – Pumpkinhead’s Budget Bro Carves Up Halloween!🍕🎃 (CRT buzzes, orange VHS label screams "JACK-O – Pumpkin Man’s Revenge!" in gooey font. Cap’n Retrovania, your vampire pizzaiolo, chills in the neon pizzeria lair, NES Zapper in

Yo, Retro Trick or Treaters! It's All Hallows Eve, dust off your plastic glow in the dark fangs, cue the Ecto Cooler, and fire up the CRT—Cap’n Retrovania’s haunted clubhouse is serving a fresh slice of 1985 CBS spookiness! Straight from the Garfield’s Halloween Adventure VHS

#NowWatching Cap'n Retrovania reporting from the haunted hideout! The creepy clan and I just wrapped a chilling viewing of Halloween III: Season of the Witch—those eerie Silver Shamrock masks still give me the shivers! To keep the spooky vibes flowing, I whipped up some frosty

As the witches cackle, goblins skulk, and Jack-o'-lanterns flicker in the crisp autumn night, we're closing out Halloween 2025 with a scream! 🎃🍂 #NowWatching our final All Hallows' Eve movie night, diving into the electrifying 1986 heavy metal horror gem Trick or Treat. This

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Retrovania Land fans! Cap'n Retrovania here. I'm not quite ready to bid farewell to October and the Halloween season, but I'm already pumped for autumn vibes! We've got exciting plans brewing for Thanksgiving and Christmas. Don't worry, though—spooky horror content is still the

It's Saturday! 📺 Post a cartoon TV series you love. 🖤

It's Saturday morning! Which awesome retro TV commercial do you still love? 📺🥣

Show me a #Horror Remake you would vouch for. Tag others to do the same! Brendan Body Snatchers

Now that Halloween is over. Post your four favorite watches of October and tag to do the same. #HorrorFam Brendan witch of the wobbly woods (MAGGOT MOMMY) 8-Bit Slasher Scott Fontenot Love me some 70s, 80s and 90s Body Snatchers Reign 🦇🖤 Hauntvania 🕯️Spooky💀Annie🕯️

On Halloween, we dropped our first 8-bit idle animation of Cap’n Retrovania—pizza-slingin’, skateboarding vampire hero—crafted by pixel wizard Atari Boy *comission Open*! 🎃 Witness the undead Cap’n in retro glory: tiki shirt flapping, board grinding, Mozzarella Whip locked and loaded. This is

Happy November 1st, Retro Ghouls! 🎃 Creepmas has officially kicked off at Retrovania Land HQ! Cap'n Retrovania sends a huge shout-out to our loyal Leftover Pizza Power Kids Club members, including Brendan and Love me some 70s, 80s and 90s. Your monthly support powers our nostalgic

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🍕🎃On This Day in Retro Horror History: November 1, 1985🎃🍕 Dust off your VHS tapes and crank up the synth, Retrovanian Pals! On this fateful night, The Midnight Hour, directed by Jack Bender, bewitched TV screens on ABC. This 1985 made-for-TV Halloween gem follows a gang of

#NowWatching Kicking off the Christmas movie season in style with Scrooged (1988)! 🎅💀 Who's joining us for this holiday classic? #Scrooged #ChristmasMovies #80sKidsRule

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Big shout-out to our newest Leftover Pizza Power Kids Club Patreon supporters, Sean Robinson, for joining as Neon Overlords! You're fueling our homebrew 8-bit NES horror beat 'em up, Cap'n Retrovania's Totally Toxic Pizza-Slingin' Showdown! This Halloween, we unveiled the

Check out my son's totally awesome Sonic redesign! I'm so proud of his mad illustration skills. #SonicTheHedgehog #RetroGaming

Back in December '89, I'd sprawl out on the carpet, heart racing, flipping through the news print pages of the KB Toys Christmas catalog. That thing was a portal to pure retro bliss! The Nintendo Control Deck with its pixelated promise of Super Mario Bros. and Zelda adventures,

Cowabunga, Turtle fans! Get ready for a totally radical TMNT Christmas! Who remembers the bodacious 1994 commercial from the peak of Turtle Mania, hyping the Heroes in a Half Shell’s direct-to-video holiday gem, We Wish You a Turtle Christmas? 🎄🐢 This Christmas season, Cap’n