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The Friday Virtual Pub Lunch returns tomorrow!🍺💿🍟 Everyone is welcome here. Landlord Terry opens the doors at midday. Simply choose your favourite bar meal, a drink and a song for the jukebox. There's no theme this week - pick any song you like! Order here: ⬇️⬇️⬇️ 🥛🍽🎵

This week forty years ago, the BBC broadcast the first episode of The Box of Delights, a dramatised adaptation of John Masefield's classic children's novel. Six half-hour episodes were made, with the magical story's finale shown on Christmas Eve, 1984. The wolves are running...

Our second festive advert, Dear Father Christmas, is a reminder of some of the most wished for presents from the last sixty years. From Rubik's Cube to the Sony Walkman. From the spud gun to Tin Can Alley. From tea sets to Tamagotchi... Was anything here on your list? ✍🎅🔊

One of the first things I ever Tweeted about was teacher well-being. It was a little joke from Margaret about firefighter visits to school and Friday pub lunches. If you're of a certain vintage, you might remember those things too. Things that brought light to a tough job. 1/4

Ring out the bells!🔔🎶 Before we leave this space, we're hosting one final "old school" assembly: Geoff and Margaret's Festive Farewell Assembly. Live, here, 7.30pm on Wednesday 18th December. Everyone is invited! Join us, for old times' sake. Bring your own chime bars.

Give-away Time! Before we leave this space, we'd like to give away one last copy of "Geoff and Margaret's Old School Book of Retirement Tales". To be in with a chance of winning, simply share with us a fond memory from your own school days. Entries close this Friday, at 9pm.

Margaret has been reminiscing. She always loved this time of year in school: The crafts... The plays... The carols... The parties... The stories... The glitter everywhere*... The wrath of the caretaker (see above*). "I miss the mayhem and the magic, Geoff" she says, wistfully.

Margaret always looked forward to the day when the milkman delivered the next year's Dairy Diary. "Those were the days!" she says.

Margaret and I are delighted to share with you the running order for our "Festive Farewell Assembly".🎄 Featuring classic assembly songs and festive favourites. It's happening here, live on Twitter/X, at 7.30pm on Wednesday. Bring a cushion - the parquet floor is unforgiving.

The good news is that we will actually be here on Twitter/X until New Year's Eve. The even better news is that there is currently a generous 20% off the price of our book. It's not too late to order for Christmas! Get your permanent reminder of Retirement Tales here: ⬇️

The highlight of our farewell assembly last night was this delightful performance of "When a Knight Won His Spurs", from the very lovely and very talented Ed Finch Ed Finch. This is really special: youtube.com/shorts/5uBlB0J…

If you missed our Festive Farewell Assembly last night, you can catch up with the whole thing here. ⬇️

As we reach the end of our final term here, Margaret and I would like to say a great big "THANK YOU!" to every single person who works in childcare & education. It can, at times, be challenging, working with children and young people. But what a difference you make, every day!

It's time to sign off for Christmas. We'll be back here at midday on Friday, for a very special edition of the Virtual Pub Lunch.🥂🍽🎵🌲 Happy Christmas one and all!🎅 ❤

After nearly three years of joyous gatherings, tomorrow marks our hundredth and last ever edition of the Friday Virtual Pub Lunch. Why not join us from 12pm? It's a well-being thing. We'd like your orders for food, drink and, of course, a song for the jukebox. ⬇️⬇️⬇️ 🥛🍽🎵

Some of our followers have been asking what's next for me and Margaret. An appearance on The One Show? Our own Netflix series? A podcast? Alas, none of these. Just a quiet life in re-retirement. But perhaps I'll have time to get my old Banda machine fixed... The Repair Shop

The wind changed... Alas, tomorrow will be the final day of Retirement Tales. Margaret and I offer our heartfelt thanks to every single person who has engaged with our account over the last three years. This hasn't just been social media; it's been community and friendship.

A final thread from Geoff and Margaret: Retirement Tales was born on this date three years ago. As we all headed into 2022, I wanted to share the adventures that Margaret and I were about to have, as we answered The Call and returned to the classroom. 1/

The phone rings. It's the agency. "Enjoy your second retirement" the kind lady says, "and thank you for everything!" "No, thank you!" I say, "It's been just wonderful."

"And it's from the old I travel to the new. Keep me travelling along with you..." We wish you all a Happy New Year! ❤