My pronouns are it/that, not because it relates to my gender identity but because I am more of a concept than a man.

Some mfs don’t be taking shits like you do and you can tell. It makes you different low key

Sabrina Carpenter really hit home with that one line in her song Juno

Slightly bumping into something you usually go by with zero issue is professional rage bait

Smoking on that good Chinese shit call that Shanghai

Due to inflation it is now a 90$ haircut you aren’t allowed to lecture with

Sometimes I can just sense someone’s rancid ass aura from behind me and I didn’t even see them beforehand.

These bitches be sassing on my squatch, call me the abominable snow mans You heard

When I’m in a competition nowadays I only ever look up during it, because no one is ever ahead of me

All PhD students are little goons of their professors. They’re henchmen to their supervisors How am I supposed to take them seriously when they are essential a lackey of their high ups haha “Please submit this by the 15th” like ok bro, has Dr. Gregory approved this?

Finally the masses are beginning to see the true malice behind the corrupt charlatans working on ✨Witchbrook ✧ Wishlist now! at Chucklefish Outing them for their true sins of sloth, greed, pride, and treachery (perhaps gluttony also) Still many have yet to see the light of the truth

You gotta be kidding me ✨Witchbrook ✧ Wishlist now! even Wolfram von Funck is posting more than you are around the time you promised to release the game. Not a single new release date in sight either. You are literally competing with the master of setting the bar low and losing. Pathetic! Cuckoldfish

I am convinced they absolutely must love Benjamin Netanyahu over at Chucklefish studios Especially the people working on ✨Witchbrook ✧ Wishlist now!

Me talking to Chucklefish after ✨Witchbrook ✧ Wishlist now! gave a release date for last year and delayed it, and we still haven’t gotten another date since

There’s a lady in that schnitzel

I will never let you rest ✨Witchbrook ✧ Wishlist now! as long as I live and you are all neglecting your jobs at Chucklefish having picnic parties in your office instead of doing work. I CURSE YOU! I will live and suffer until the sun goes out, tormenting you until the jobs done.