NOW CALL HIS WIFE A "TRANNY WHITE WALKER FROM GAME OF THRONES"

HOPEFULLY RFK JR TAKES THE FLUORIDE OUT OF THE WATER AND REPLACES IT WITH CREATINE

I THINK I FIGURED IT ALL OUT REDACTED GAMBLER IS CARLOS CARLOS IS RUN BY BROOKS CAPAKA BROOKS CAPAKA IS RUN BY LUCA FURY SO LUCA FURY IS REDACTED GAMBLER???

YOU SIT ACROSS THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ON THE TRAIN, WHAT DO YOU OPEN WITH???

THIS IS THE BEST AND MOST CONCISE DESCRIPTION OF MODERN SHARP SPORTS BETTING IVE HEARD H/T TO @SPANKY FOR KEEPING IT REAL #BEBETORBETTERS

DRAFTKINGS JUST REACHED OUT TO BUY REDACTED GAMBLER FOR $1,200,000 IN STOCK OPTIONS—THEY ARE LOOKING FOR BETTER WAYS TO INTERFACE WITH SHARP SPORTS BETTING TWITTER

can we go one day without a man crying? there’s no way a geriatric in a Peaky Blinders hat is trying to run on me on my Monday 💀

#BREAKING: Dan Hurley’s technical foul in tonight’s game against Memphis was assessed after he called an official a “fucking retard,” per source. I’m told the officiating crew wanted to avoid giving any late game technicals, but found that Hurley’s comment had crossed the

30 DAYS RETAINING SEMEN IS ENOUGH TO ACHIEVE FINANCIAL FREEDOM BUT MOST ARENT WILLING TO MAKE THE SENSUAL SACRIFICES REQUIRED FOR GENERATIONAL WEALTH.

BREAKING: CHICAGO AREA MAN GEORGE PANAGAKAIS (@GRPWINS) IS REPORTED TO BE BEHIND THE UNABATED DDOS ATTACKS.

EARLY 2000S FALL OUT BOY GOES SO HARD

Connor I’m an expert at +EV bets.

IM LOWKEY THANKFUL