they give your kid a lead blood test. unsafe levels are defined as being in the 97.5th percentile or higher. if you get that result, you take steps to lower it. but when you leave the top 2.5%, another kid replaces you: its a percentage. you give another kid unsafe levels of lead

Unironically

Jubilee 1 Peater vs. 20 doctors

Grok does cock rating btw. I'll still DM e-girls, but it's nice to get some objective feedback

Never try to separate them. Never.☯️

Man-as-organism no longer overflows but conserves. An ominous sign. Life at its peak overflows—it wastes, celebrates, burns itself in excess, a sign of surplus vitality and life force. Decline in alcohol consumption is civilizational harbinger. Fatigued organism.

What was their marketing team thinking

One time in middle school we had a new Indian classmate and the teacher asked him "Do you guys still use rupees?" and I heard "rubies" and thought Indians must be rich as fuck carrying bags of rubies to the market

Have to respect the innovator, but when Rodney Mullen speaks he sounds like a raped slam poet

The DHT booster NO ONE is talking about? Killing people

Pope Clement VIII on coffee “Why this Satan’s drink is so delicious it would be a pity to let the infidels have exclusive use of it. We shall fool Satan by baptizing it and making it a truly Christian beverage.”

I wish I was there for her

Honey + Bloo on freshly shorn head felt really good. Light honey smell remains even after washing with sulfur soap. Doing this from now on

Christ Hitler fought for the Union?

"Have you tried the cotton sandwich?"

The purpose of nature is the advancement and development of life