Astrology is the study of how space is beating your ass from that far away.

Slapping Charlie Kirk and George Floyd with the same birthday today. Reality’s got a twisted sense of humor… 😜🤯🎭🎉🌌🎂😵‍💫🔥

Me right now with my lovable Broomhilda… 😔🐶💔🙏🏻😢🐾🩺🐕‍🦺💉😓🦴😿

Daddy's outmatched.

#LittleRedRidingHood

Acoustic

Me reproduciría con estas.

Tough puppy.

Amen

When the waiter really knows you:

😂

Henry Cavill would make an excellent #SolidSnake.

Henry Cavill as #SolidSnake. Henry Cavill as #MasterChief. Henry Cavill as #BookerDeWitt. Henry Cavill as #ChrisRedfield. Henry Cavill as #LaraCroft. I’m all for it.

Princess Leia

Best gender reveal I've ever seen.

If a woman truly loves you, she’ll answer your phone call whether she’s with her husband or not.

Freaking petty! 😔🙅🏻💔🚫😠🤣

Only time I’d ever take the whole bowl.

Big Dick Cheney — you somehow managed to dodge the draft more times than you instigated actual wars. What a heroic ratio! Rest in oil, you absolute legend! 🌍💣🦅🛢️😂🎖️💥😏🖤

My boss is freaking weird. What the hell is wrong with him? 🤬🙄🤡🚩💢🤦🏻😒👊🏻😑🤔💥🗣️⚠️