Looking forward to this being as widely shared as the "100 corporations" thing theguardian.com/environment/20…

Fell out of bed while reaching for my water this morning, and I blame that bloody llama

Come on Tim

In the run up to the German election, a group of Green Members of the Bundestag have presented a new paper about night trains Zeit has reported on the paper 👇 zeit.de/mobilitaet/202… And there's a micro-site about the plans here 👇 bahnstrategie.matthias-gastel.de/nachtzug.php

#boarposting

Britain is a fake country

Picked up Paul Hollywood's "How to Bake" and instead got my eyeballs burned by these ligatures

Just taught a shop assistant how to tie a bow tie, how's your day going?

Lots of people whose usernames start with 'mr' are about to hit my mentions, pray for me

Willkommen in Deutschland. Man kann sich was besseres vorstellen, aber bloß nicht haben.

Lies, damn lies, and Guardian Prize crossword special instructions.