Furthering an onscreen beef while offscreen promoting a friend’s new foray? I ❤️ professional wrestling

Yoooooo we got to guest host Sandwiches of History! One step closer to our cooking show… youtu.be/HsjssvdE_Uo?si…

If you see people losing everything to a fire and you celebrate because you don’t like their state, you’re a garbage human.

Ashley Reese I think bakersfield is probably one of the inland ca places where white dudes either wind up a redneck or spiritually mexican.

Market crashing because China did a better Clippy

A new “would you kill baby Hitler” just dropped, and it’s so much easier. Go back. Boo. Voila.

Increasingly convinced that Bong Joon Ho and I are the same person.

Trust this person. Anyone repping Tesla knows from electrical fires…

Everyone watching The Phantom Menace in 1999: “Why does this matter? Tarrifs and blockades of trade routes in outer space?” George Lucas in 2025:

DEI stood for Da Economy Intact

YES YOU DID MOTHER FUCKER

Fixed it: --> last year, the U.S. sold more educational services to the rest of the world than it sold in natural gas and coal **combined** --> every $1 of research funded by NIH generates $2.56 in economic activity --> more than 1.1M foreign students come to the U.S. each year

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This reads like a guy saying he didn’t realize women are people until he had a daughter…

This is exactly a sketch that would work today and is also proof that this shit has been talked about forever but we didn’t have internet back then This isn’t a “Kids In The Hall predicted WOKE” gotcha moment, it’s just proof that some of you have been media-illiterate for years