My favorite Uber driver likes to tell me her most interesting experiences. Last Saturday, she drove four drunk guys home. One of the guys decided to show her his “twig and berries.” He asked her what she thought of them. She replied “I think they need some Miracle Gro”😂

Tim Pool is what happens when the shallow end of the gene pool never gets any reinforcements.

Melania Trump's memoir : (No need to spend $199 on a 99 page book.) Chapter One: Poor : ( Chapter Two: Not bad looking so- Go to Kit Kat Club in NYC Chapter 3: Meet Donald Chapter 4: Suck and F*ck Chapter 5: Marry Chapter 6: Pray for Bastard death Chapter 7: Still praying.

Tim Pool is now Pro Ukraine??? I'm so fucking confused.

Part of me just wants to run down the street naked. And part of me wants to be kinder than that.😂

Dear God in Heaven: Forgive Me- But I don't give a Flying Rat's Flea Pooping F*ck how much investors lost on Truth Social stock. 😂😂😂

Elon: EVERYBODY in the world understands that when you speak of voting for Trump to uphold "civilization" you ACTUALLY mean supporting white people to the detriment and oppression of all other people. It's 2024 Dude: We aren't stupid.

According to Elon Musk, if we don't vote Trump, "civilization is on the line." (And by "civilization' he means Apartheid.)

Of Course Business Leaders are endorsing Kamala Harris. Trump's billionaire tax cuts won't make up for market chaos, the Trump consumer tax leading to Recession and general lunacy.

Well. I had some weird threatened lockout bullshit from Twitter. Can't be because of the election, can it? Maybe it's my less than flattering password.🤣

Reptile in a Human Suit JD Vance just called school shootings "a fact of life" NO. They are a fact of needless DEATH -perpetuated by NRA greed, shameless manipulation of the masses through propaganda and lack of adequate mental health resources. Want to do anything about THAT?

By all means MAGA, boycott the NFL. We enjoy watching you live miserable lives to support your hateful principles.

MAGA is upset over the Black National Anthem, but the Jan 6th Anthem sung by a choir of traitors and seditionists is A-OK.

BREAKING Tim Walz Scandal: According to his brother, Tim used to get carsick as a child. 😂😂😂 I don't know who to vote for now.

The ONLY people coming to save us from Trump is... US!!

I hope Kamala Harris shreds Trump in the debate until nothing is left but orange confetti.