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🌺Renata🌺

@renatashayk

10 years of improv, a few standup festivals, 1 fringe show, 0 zeros

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Traveling on a plane is a great exercise of feeling comfortable with letting go of control. You’re gonna keep being terrified of flying until you accept that if you are not a crew, there is nothing you can do except for laying back - and following safety instructions.

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“I’m not trying to know *everything* but only what I *want* to know. As a friend of mine Shiva says, omnipotence is needed primary to limit omniscience”. - Виктор Пелевин

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Powdered sugar is not a topping - it’s evidence. Powdered sugar is a pastry equivalent of a victim scrawling the name of their killer in sugar dust: “She ate me. Look at her chin.”

Powdered sugar is not a topping - it’s evidence. 

Powdered sugar is a pastry equivalent of a victim scrawling the name of their killer in sugar dust: “She ate me. Look at her chin.”
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More Russian profanity: - ‘fizzy weiner’ (silly person) - ‘fainted moth’ (pale person) - ‘tapeworm in a corset’ (skinny) - 'why don't I pee on your back so you can pretend you're at the seaside?’ (‘your demand is outrageous’)

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Hidden gems should remain hidden, not broadcasted for generic public to mine for clout. Those, who seek awe, WILL find gems on their own. Agree/disagree

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Luke Burgis Oh I kinda thought lent was made up coz back in the times food was hard to come by - so: boom, they just framed it in the books as something for your soul. And something for your empty tummy.

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A blowup dolls won’t nag you. A dildo won’t pretend to care just to get in your pants. A pillow won’t leave you. A vibrator won’t shoot you when you try to leave.