"Lashee", "John Summerall", etc. These are not serious people

The jokes continue to write themselves

They’ve discovered that SMU plays in an appropriately-sized venue for live sports in 2025 They also noticed SMU has made a playoff Strangely, they think both of the above are insults Waiting patiently for the Death Penalty references - surprised it’s taken so long

Yes

- institutional commitment & alignment of the highest order - more resources - proximity to talent - access to postseason - Dallas, Texas - ‘the bubble’ - private employer - weight of expectations - proverbial statue potential - general happiness - et cetera

“I promise we have more money even though nobody’s ever seen it because we’re a half decade behind and the money we do have doesn’t care enough and probably never will. But I swear we’re better than SMU”

It hadn’t dawned on me that Rhett might want to play college baseball during the offseason Maybe Arkansas is a threat after all

Really don’t understand why SMU doesn’t do this. Everybody worth a damn does SMU plays in one of the elite venues in the sport that the students who attend football games can [almost] completely fill on their own They’re building a real progrum here but I’m not sure anybody

How is the University of Texas ranked?

Hey there Bryson DeChambeau!

Somebody can check me on this I would venture to guess that Rhett Lashlee’s SMU contends with the worst records ATS among those that also have a materially winning record Ponies are 70% SU but 45.7% ATS (all games) since Rhett took over. I’m sure somebody’s worse. But finish!

I hope this tweet finds you well. Thrilled to be writing you from the left [, unranked] side of the ledger! Take care. Cheers,

The alarmists should talk about this more

BREAKING: In-state PG Cam Lomax commits to SMU Basketball after his official visit. Xavier, LSU, Oklahoma State and others were also involved. on3.com/teams/smu-must…

What a kind review, Adam

Damn you’ve hardly been anywhere if that’s the case Are you even a college football fan? People are talking…

Kevin Jennings cracks top 5 in passing in just 5 games to everyone else’s 6

SMU conference win streak: 18 (active) Stanford total wins since 2020: 18 Somebody’s getting to 19 on Saturday. Anybody want to bet on who?

Y’all can still hold this though