Anywho I’m excited to go home from vacation, but I met someone here, and leaving them today was really hard.

Idk why we’re concerned about how many men it would take to kill a gorilla. The last gorilla we killed caused a rift SO bad in the timeline… Let’s just not.

Man…not used to being passed over for cool positions…I get I wasn’t qualified at all but it still hurts. #PopeWatch

The Vatican is about to have the best cheesesteaks in Europe. Nova-grad-Pope HAS to know what a good cheesesteak tastes like.

Okay, now send some white smoke out of Xfinity Mobile Arena. I’m ready for the new head coach announcement.

May God bless the dinosaur that died to make the fossil fuel that was treated to become gas in the car that took Brad Marchand's mom to the hospital to give birth to him.

Stage presence is important

Flyers might just be the death of me

*taps it with my beak* metal

Rainy days in May suck.

Don’t recommend vivid ass nightmares

Super cool that I still get carded at days away from 28. 😂😂

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Took a trip out to see my sister play ball and my favorite coach is also here watching his granddaughter play. 💜

Listening to the entirety of Dark Side of the Moon today at work so no one bother me until it’s over, please. 🙂

Wearing a Grateful Dead T-shirt, listening to Black Sabbath at full volume. It’s the same thing.

Idk what local bands are out here accepting $500 for a 4 hour gig but maybe don’t do that. You’re hurting the industry.